Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Captain Nemo

Q: Why didn't Captain Nemo get any Christmas presents?
A: Because he was on the Nautilus...

Categories: Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Holiday Jokes (Christmas Jokes)
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Spook Time

Q: How does a witch tell time?
A: She looks at her witch watch.

Categories: Holiday Jokes (Halloween Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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Ghost Out

Q: What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
A: He is mist.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Holiday Jokes (Halloween Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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