Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Siri Halloween

Apple user: Siri, what should I be for Halloween?
Siri: You should dress up as chap stick and tell people you're "the balm"

Anonymous

Christmas Surprise

My boyfriend doesn't know this, but I put a dollar in an envelope every time I orgasm during sex. That's all I'm spending on him for Christmas.
So far, his roommate is getting an Xbox Series X. He's getting nothing.

Anonymous

T's Girl

Q: What’s the name of Mr. T’s girlfriend?
A: April, fools

Anonymous