Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Brothers Christmas

Two brothers, Timmy and Tommy, open their presents on Christmas day. While Timmy unpacks mountains of awesome stuff, all Tommy got was a pair of socks. "Could it be that our parents love me more than you?" Timmy smirks. Tommy answers, "Could it be that you've got cancer?"

Anonymous

Thirsty Tree

Q: What do you call a Christmas tree if you forget to water it?
A: Nevergreen

Anonymous

Teenage Witch

Q: What did the teenage witch say to her mother?
A: Can I have the keys to the broom tonight?

Anonymous