Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Lost One

Me and my friends went to a Halloween party dressed as characters from Sesame Street.
There were so many people there, I lost Count.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Trick or Treat

Yo Mama's so ugly, she had to trick-or-treat over the phone.

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Anonymous

Driver's License Picture

You'll be so fat after Thanksgiving your driver's license will say "picture continued on other side."

Anonymous