Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Santa Knows

Q: Why is Santa so jolly?
A: He knows where the naughty girls live.

Anonymous

King's Opinion

Q: What did King George think of the American colonists?
A: He thought they were revolting.

Anonymous

Mystery Sender

Merry Christmas and Happy Ho idays to friends and  oved ones c ose and far. We  ove you a  , b essings to you and yours this yu e season.
Q: Who sent the above greeting?
A: Noel

Anonymous