Gross Jokes

Bad Breath

You're breath's so stinky I don't know whether I should give you a breath mint or toilet paper!

Categories: Insult Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Gross Jokes
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Difference

Q: What's the difference between a girl and a toilet?
A: A toilet doesn't want to cuddle after you drop a load into it.

Categories: Riddles , Gross Jokes , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes)
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Bean Soup

Q: Why should you only put 239 beans in bean soup?
A: Cuz one more will make it "too farty!"

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Food Jokes , Gross Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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