Gross Jokes

Difference

Q: What's the difference between a girl and a toilet?
A: A toilet doesn't want to cuddle after you drop a load into it.

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Anonymous

Bean Soup

Q: Why should you only put 239 beans in bean soup?
A: Cuz one more will make it "too farty!"

Anonymous

Toilet Seat

Q: How many men does it take to put down a toilet seat?
A: Who knows - it's never been done.

Anonymous