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The best jokes and joke writers!

Hungry For Frog

Q: What happens if you eat a frog?

A: You'll croak in no time!

Pocket Fish

Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?

A: To smell like big girls.

Wearing Polish Underwear

Q: How did the Polish mother teach her son which way to put his underwear on?

A: Yellow in the front, brown in the back!

Army Poop

Q: Why did the Army soldier flush the toilet?
A: It was his doody!!

What Color

A guy says to a salesgirl, "I want to buy some toilet paper." She says, "What color?" He says, "Just give me white. I'll color it myself."