Funny Thoughts

Vegan Clash

If two vegans are arguing, is it still considered a beef?

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Submitted BY: MEG

Iowa Tractor Stop

Q: What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?
A: Prom.

Categories: U.S. State Jokes (Iowa Jokes) , Redneck Jokes , Funny Thoughts , Riddles
Anonymous

Definition of Stress

Stress: The confusion created when one's mind overrides the body's basic desire to choke the living shit out of some asshole who desperately deserves it.

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