Funny Thoughts

Eating a Lot

When I was young, I used to eat a lot because my parents told me that fat kids are harder to kidnap.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Appearance Jokes (Fat Jokes) , Jokes about Families
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Cautious Drinker

Everyone says soda is bad for you...
but OJ will kill you.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , One-Liner Jokes , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes
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Symbols

Q: If a stork symbolizes birth what type of bird symbolizes birth control?
A: A swallow.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , One-Liner Jokes , Riddles
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