Funny Thoughts

New Mexican President

Ever hear of the redneck who thought that "Manual Labor" was the new Mexican President?

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Filipino Pilots

Q: What do you call two Filipino pilots?
A: A pair of pliers.

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Anonymous

Vasectomy

I thought getting a vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant.
But all it did was change the color of the baby.

Submitted BY: Kemp2288