Funny Thoughts

Diarrhea

Q: Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary?
A: Yeah, it runs in the jeans!

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Nonexistant

When you are married, nobody asks about your sex life. They know that you don't have one!

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Noisy Wrappers

How to be insulting in theaters: Noisy wrappings on sweets can be unwrapped at moments of tension when the rest of the theater is silent.

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