Funny Thoughts

Where Do You Work

A guy walks up to a one legged lady and said hey where do you work? The lady says iHop. The guy says no not how you get to work, where you work?

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Disability Jokes , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Ghost Out

Q: What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
A: He is mist.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Holiday Jokes (Halloween Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
Anonymous

Yo Mama - Scratch or Wind

Yo mama is so stupid, she doesn't know whether to scratch her watch or wind her butt.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Insult Jokes (Stupid Insults) , Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Stupid)
Anonymous