Funny Thoughts

Walk Home

If you make it to third base, I'll go ahead and walk you home. High five!

Anonymous

Doctor Tee-Pee

Patient: Doctor, Doctor, some days I feel like a tee-pee and other days I feel like a wig-wam.
Doctor: You're too tents.

Anonymous

Waterlogged Blonde

Q: What do you call a blonde who can't swim?
A: Bait!

Anonymous