Funny Thoughts

Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd

Q: What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common?
A: Their last big hit was The Wall.

Anonymous

Old And Overweight

A wife asked her husband, "Honey, will you still love me when I am old and overweight?" The man replied, "Yes, I do."

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Pancakes

I told my psychiatrist, "My wife sent me here because I like pancakes." She said, "Liking pancakes doesn't make you crazy. I like pancakes too." I said, "Great! Come down to the house. I got a whole basement full!"

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