Funny Thoughts

Priest Meat

Q: What kind of meat do Priests eat on Friday?
A: Nun!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Nun / Priest Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Walks Into A Bar

A guy walks into a bar, and breaks his nose!

Categories: Bar Jokes (Walks Into a Bar) , Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes
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Rectum

Johnny's teacher asked the class how their weekends were. "Horrible," said Johnny. "A car hit my cat in the ass!" "Rectum," said the teacher. "Say rectum." "Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!"

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Jokes about Kids , Word Play Jokes , Little Johnny / Suzie Jokes (At School)
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