The 'In a Van' Stigma

They had video games in a van at my school the other day. It made me realize, you can ruin anything cool by adding the words 'in a van' after it. It could be anything nice, like, "Let's get married," ruined.

More Cool Bumper Stickers

• I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
• There's too much blood in my alcohol system.
• WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
• You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
• I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.
• Jesus paid for our sins... now lets get our money's worth.
• Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
• Prevent inbreeding: ban Country & Western music.
• Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.
• Lord save me from your followers.
• God must love stupid people. He made so many.
• I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.
• Rainy days and automatic weapons always get me down.
• I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

Yo Mama - Wheelie

Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on the back of the bus it did a wheelie!