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An Emergency Landing
According to "The Australian," an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight. The captain decided to make an emergency landing, and switched on the seat belt sign. The vibration stopped immediately. A passenger emerged from a lavatory and explained that he had been jogging in place inside.
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Crow Vision
My mom has crows feet in the corner of her eyes.
They really don't suit her. I told her she was too old for a facial tattoo.
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Vampire Breath
Q: How do vampires keep their breath smelling nice?
A: They use extractor fangs!
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