Funny Thoughts

Hop On Pop

Mommy, what were you doing bouncing on Daddy's stomach last night?" "I have to do that, or Daddy's belly gets very fat. Bouncing keeps him skinny." "That's not going to work." "Why not?" "Because the babysitter keeps blowing him back up again."

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes)
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Name That Animal

A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal. The teacher held up a picture of a cat. "What animal is this?" she asked. "A cat!" said Eddie. "Good job! Now, what is this animal?" "A dog!" said Eddie. "Good! Now what animal is this?" she asked, holding up a picture of a Deer. The class fell silent. After a couple of minutes, the teacher said, "It's what your mom calls your dad." "A horny bastard," called out Eddie.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Jokes about Kids , Jokes about Kids (School Kids Jokes) , Sex Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Word Play Jokes
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Thanks For Coming

Q: What does the receptionist at the sperm clinic say when clients are leaving?
A: “Thanks for coming!”

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Riddles , Word Play Jokes , Sex Jokes
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