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Hereditary

Insanity is hereditary. You can get it from your children.

Anonymous

Constant Diet

"I've been on a constant diet for the last two decades. I've lost a total of 789 pounds. By all accounts, I should be hanging from a charm bracelet." -- Erma Bombeck

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Scream And Groan

Q: How do you get your wife to scream and groan when you're having sex?
A: Let her catch you doing it.

Anonymous