Funny Thoughts

Cow Abortion

Q: What do you call a cow that's had an abortion?
A: De-calf-i-nated.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Cow Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes , Funny Thoughts , Riddles , Word Play Jokes
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Cheating

I've been single for so long now, if I got a girlfriend I'd feel like I was cheating on my hand

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes)
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Written By: KielPhillips

Did You Hear

Person 1: Did you hear about the fool you keeps going around saying "no"?
Person 2: No.
Person 1: Oh, so it's you!

Categories: Funny Thoughts
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