Funny Thoughts

Winter Dresses

Q: Why don't women wear dresses in the winter?
A: Chapped lips.

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Reindeer Light

Q: How many reindeer does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Eight! One to screw in the light bulb and seven to hold Rudolph down!

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Disco's Dead -Riddles

Q: How did disco die?
A: In the disco inferno.

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