Funny Thoughts

Telling the Truth

An inmate asked a newcomer what he's in for, and the new inmate answered: "I told the truth and here I'm in for 20 years!"

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Cannibal Terror

A cannibal attacked employees at a curry factory. Most escaped injury, but the manager is in a korma.

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The Islands

Bill Clinton once visited The Virgin Islands. They are now known as 'The Islands.'

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