Funny Thoughts

The Islands

Bill Clinton once visited The Virgin Islands. They are now known as 'The Islands.'

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Political Jokes (About Democrats)
Anonymous

Maple Leaf

Q: What does it mean when a groundhog sees a maple leaf on February 2nd?
A: Six more weeks of bad hockey!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sports Jokes (Hockey Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous

Shakespearean Answering Machine

(For Shakespeare lovers only:) So long as phones can ring and eyes can see, So leave a message, and I'll get back to thee. 

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Telephone Jokes (Answering Machine Jokes)
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