Funny Thoughts

Vampire New Year

Q: What do vampires sing on New Year's Eve?
A: "Auld Fang Syne"!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Riddles , Word Play Jokes
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Bedside Confessions

Ted and Julie go to bed with each other for the first time.
Julie: "I should warn you, Ted -- I've got acute angina."
Ted: "Your breasts aren't bad either."

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Appearance Jokes (Boob Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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No Show

Q: Why can't the pony sing?
A: Because he's a little horse.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Animal Jokes (Horse Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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