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Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it.
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Fat Joke
Q: Why is it lucky to be seated next to a fat person when a plane starts to crash?
A: Because you can use their underwear as a parachute!
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Smart Alec
A stoner stumbles out of a party, and starts to walk home.
One the way he bumps into a guy who is all bloody and mangled. The guy limps up to the stoner and says "Call me an ambulance!" The stoner looks at him for a second, smiles and says, "You're an ambulance!"
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