Funny Thoughts

Test Tube Baby

Q: What did the normal baby say to the test-tube baby?
A: Your dad's a wanker.

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Green And Yellow

Q: What's green and yellow and eats nuts?
A: Gonorrhea.

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Explaining Puns

It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.

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