Funny Thoughts

Prostitutes Children

Q: What do you call a prostitute's children?
A: Brothel sprouts.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous

Lock For 7-11

If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

Categories: Funny Thoughts
Anonymous

Rash

I've got some kind of allergic reaction going on and my face is breaking out in a bad rash and my mom is freaking out and wants my Dad to take me to the ED.  My dad was like, "Let's not make any rash decisions."

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Disease / Afflictions Jokes
Anonymous