Funny Thoughts

Financially Unstable Male

Personals Ad: "Financially Unstable Man - I owe everyone money. If you're not one of my creditor, I'd like to meet you. Send phone, mine was repossessed. Stanley, Box 99."

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Anonymous

Fox Into Pig

Q: How do you turn a fox into a pig?
A: You marry her.

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Anonymous

Undercover Doc

My local hospital has a surgeon who is also a spy.
They only use him for special ops.

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Written By: KielPhillips