Funny Thoughts

Tattoo Idea

Q: Why is it a good idea to tattoo a $100 bill on your penis?
A: Have you ever known a women that wouldn't blow a hundred dollars?

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Money Jokes , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous

Hop On Pop

Mommy, what were you doing bouncing on Daddy's stomach last night?" "I have to do that, or Daddy's belly gets very fat. Bouncing keeps him skinny." "That's not going to work." "Why not?" "Because the babysitter keeps blowing him back up again."

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes)
Anonymous

Cat Food Containers

Q: How is cat food sold?
A: Usually purr can!

Categories: Animal Jokes (Cat Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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