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A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
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The Overestimation Society are holding their annual general meeting this weekend.
Everyone welcome.
Come early as there will only be enough seating provided for a billion people.
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Three Tricks to Fix Anything
Try duct tape, if that doesn't work, see 2
Try gorilla glue, if that doesn't work, see 3
Try J.B. Weld, if that doesn't work, C4
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