Funny Thoughts

Dangerous Toys

Q: What is red and orange and knocks you over?
A: Tackle me Elmo.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Smart Alec

A stoner stumbles out of a party, and starts to walk home.
One the way he bumps into a guy who is all bloody and mangled. The guy limps up to the stoner and says "Call me an ambulance!" The stoner looks at him for a second, smiles and says, "You're an ambulance!"

Categories: Drug Jokes (Marijuana Jokes) , Drug Jokes , Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Sleep Tight

My young daughter is afraid of “the monsters” in her bedroom.
So I switched them out for red bull.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes
Anonymous