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Wash Me
Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?
A: Simple, tell the girl not to wash down there.
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Knock Knock - Jupiter
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jupiter!
Jupiter who!
Jupiter fly in my soup!
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Perfect Summer Day
A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken.
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