Funny Thoughts

Nun Attack

A nun tells other nuns about how she was attacked the night before. She explains her escape, "I stopped and pulled my dress up." Shocked, the other nuns ask, "And then what?" "He pulled his pants down," the nun replies, "And then I ran. A nun with her dress up can run much faster than a man with his pants down."

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Religion Jokes (Nun / Priest Jokes)
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Flying Condom

Q: Why did the condom fly across the room?
A: It was pissed off!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Riddles , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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Gift Ideas

Q: What do you get for the person who has everything?
A: Antibiotics

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Riddles , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (STD Jokes)
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