Funny Thoughts

Marital Bliss

I married a beautiful woman - a smart one too.
Hopefully they’ll never meet.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Celebrity

Q: What's the definition of a celebrity?
A: Somebody who spends the first half of their life trying to become famous, and the second wearing dark glasses so no one will recognize them.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Riddles
Anonymous

End of the Line

Q: What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?
A: The letter "g"

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Holiday Jokes (Thanksgiving Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
Anonymous