Funny Thoughts

Yo Mama - Pillow

Yo mama so fat she uses a pillow for a tampon.

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Fat) , Word Play Jokes , Insult Jokes (Fat Insult Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Appearance Jokes (Fat Jokes)
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Anonymous

Arresting a Mute

If the police arrest a mute, do they still tell him "he has the right to remain silent"?

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Profession Jokes (Police Jokes)
Anonymous

Sliced Bread Precursor

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Categories: Funny Thoughts
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