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Jalepenos
Life is like a jar of jalepenos. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow.
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Quick Wit
An older guy goes to the doctor’s office to ask about getting a prescription for Viagra. He’s in the waiting room when the woman at the reception desk calls his name and says, for everyone to hear, “Mr. Herder, You’re here to see the doctor about your impotence, right?” The guy is mortified. “No,” he says, just as loudly. “I’m looking into getting a sex change operation, and I was hoping to get the same doctor who did yours.”
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Anonymous
Time Out
The Past, The Present and The Future walked into a bar.
It was tense.
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