Funny Thoughts

Broom Talk

Q: What did mother broom say to the baby broom?
A: It's time to go to sweep.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Perfect Match

The last time I was somebody's type, I was donating blood.

Categories: Funny Thoughts
Submitted BY: MEG

Need Alcohol?

I hate when people say you don't need alcohol to have fun.
You don't need running shoes to run but it fucking helps.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Alcohol Jokes , One-Liner Jokes
Anonymous