Chuck Norris Crossed The Street

Chuck Norris once crossed the road- No one has ever dared to question his motives.

Jones Syndrome

Patient: Doc, I can't stop singing, "The Green, Green Grass of Home."
Doc: "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."
Patient: "Is it common?"
Doc: "It's Not Unusual."

Bottle of Evian Water?

Q: Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water?
A: Just spell "Evian" backwards!