Funny Thoughts

Hamster Skin

Bought the missus a hamster skin coat last week.  Took her to the fair last night, and it took me three hours to get her off the Ferris wheel.

Anonymous

Strokes

Apparently the 'Stroke Ward' in a hospital isn't a human petting zoo.

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Tic, Tac and Who

Peter's mother has three kids. The oldest two are named Tic and Tac.
Q: Who is the third?
A: Peter!

Anonymous