Low Pressure

My balloon business has gone bust

Submarine Humor and Fun

• Submarines are safer than airplanes. Proof in the fact is there are more airplanes in the water than submarines in the air!
• Response from a junior (very junior) sonar watchstander "Sonar - Conn, Report all contacts in preparation in coming to periscope depth" "Conn - Sonar, I hold no contacts - how 'bout you..?" "Sonar - Conn, Supervisor to the Conn"
• QMOW: "Navigator we're on a course for sea mounts." NAV: "Exec we're heading for shallow water." EXEC: " Captain, we're running out of water." CAPT: "What, no water, ...very well, secure the showers."

Accomplishments

There are two ways to approach a task. The way I do it, or on drugs.
It's my way or the high way.