Funny Thoughts

Naked Lady

One day, there were two boys playing by a stream. One of the young boys saw a bush and went over to it. The other boy couldn't figure out why his friend was at the bush for so long. The other boy went over to the bush and looked. The two boys were looking at a woman bathing naked in the stream. All of a sudden, the second boy took off running. The first boy couldn't understand why he ran away, so he took off after his friend. Finally, he caught up to him and asked why he ran away. The boy said to his friend, "My mom told me if I ever saw a naked lady, I would turn to stone, and I felt something getting hard, so I ran."

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On The Side

Q: What do you call a redneck's mistress.
A: A second cousin.

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German Windbreaker

Q: What do you call "fart" in German?
A: Farfrompoopin!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Ethnic / Country Jokes (German Jokes) , Riddles , Gross Jokes , Word Play Jokes
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