Funny Thoughts

Happy Birthdead

Q: What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday?
A: A dead puppy!

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Riddles , Dark Humor Jokes (Dead Baby Jokes)
Anonymous

Waking Grumpy

Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you've been waking up grumpy every morning.
Client: No, I always let him sleep.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Word Play Jokes
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Anonymous

Vampire Date

Vampire 1: "Where are you going to take Vampira on your date?"
Vampire 2: "Oh, I thought we'd go to the movies, and then get a quick bite."

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous