Funny Thoughts

Meeting Place

If you have an argument with your partner in a department store, head straight for the makeup counter.

Copyright © 2015 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips

Well Endowed Hunchback

A guy is at a urinal in a public restroom when a hunchback walks in and stands next to him. He glances over and sees that the hunchback has a gigantic penis. The guy says, "Man, if I had a dick that big, I would be sucking it all day." The hunchback replies, "How do you think I got to be a hunchback?"

Anonymous

Toilet Seat

Q: How many men does it take to put down a toilet seat?
A: Who knows - it's never been done.

Anonymous