Funny Thoughts

Magic Tractor

Q: Did you hear about the magic tractor?
A: It drove down the lane and turned into a field.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
Anonymous

Blonde's A/C

Q: How does a blonde turn on the air conditioner after sex?
A: She turns the ignition key.

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Slutty Blonde) , Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes , Riddles
Anonymous

Love Computers

I like my women how I like my computer.
On my lap. Turned on. Virus free.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Technology Jokes (Computer Jokes) , Sexist Jokes (About Women)
Anonymous