Funny Thoughts

Elephant Tampon

Q: What does an elephant use as tampon?
A: A sheep.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Elephant Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Sheep Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
Anonymous

Pool Collection

Dad, there is a man at the door collecting for the new swimming pool.
The dad replies, "Give him a glass of water!"

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes)
Anonymous

Blonde Cheer

I'm a blonde! I'm a blonde B-L-O...? I'm a blonde, yay!

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Insult Jokes (Stupid Insults)
Anonymous