Funny Thoughts

Dracula's Soup

Q: What's Dracula's favorite soup?
A: Scream of tomato!

Categories: Food Jokes , Funny Thoughts , Riddles , Word Play Jokes
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Hobo Booty Call

Nice rags... haven't I seen you rooting around this pile before?

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Booty Call Jokes)
Anonymous

Undertaker Talk

Q: How do you know that you are talking to a undertaker?
A: By his grave manner!

Categories: Riddles , Word Play Jokes , Funny Thoughts
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