The Porcupine and the BMW
Q: What's the difference between a Porcupine and a BMW?
A: The BMW has the pricks on the inside!
Business One-Liners 92
- Only a bureaucracy can fight a bureaucracy.
- Only a fool can reproduce another fool's work.
- Only a mediocre person is always at their best.
- Only them as knows their own...knows.
- Only those who attempt the absurd can achieve the impossible.
- One test is worth a thousand expert opinions.
- Old age is always fifteen years older than you are.
- It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
- Never speculate on that which can be known for certain.
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