Funny Thoughts

Usually Wrong

Men are like horoscopes.... they always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

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Anonymous

Yo Mama - Cigarette

Yo mama so poor when I went into her house and stepped on a cigarette, she said, "Who turned off the heater?"

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Anonymous

Flasher Line-Up

Q: How do you identify the happy flasher?
A: He's the one who grins and bares it

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