Funny Thoughts

Astronaut Booty Call - Launch

Much like a shuttle launch, my rocket also comes in multiple stages.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Word Play Jokes , Sex Jokes (Booty Call Jokes) , Profession Jokes
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Chilly Blond

Q: What does a blond do when someone says it's chilly outside?
A: She grabs a bowl.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Hot Mom

I just saw a hot mom at McDonald's spank her kid after he threw his fries on the ground
...so I threw my fries on the ground too.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes , Dark Humor Jokes
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