Funny Thoughts

Lost One

Me and my friends went to a Halloween party dressed as characters from Sesame Street.
There were so many people there, I lost Count.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Movie Night

To my girlfriend who suffers from Colrophobia and asked me to choose a movie tonight
I'm sorry, I didn't mean IT.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Be There Soon

We took my new girlfriend's car to visit my mother.  We had a tire go flat and stopped to change it.  I called my mom, told her we would be late because my girlfriend had a puncture.  "Oh Ken," she sighed, "I thought you had a real one this time."

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