Funny Thoughts

Tyson's Football Team

Q: What is Tyson's favorite football team?
A: The Tampa Bay Buc-an-EARS.

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Let Down

I've never seen the appeal in a threesome. If I wanted to disappoint two people at the same time, I'd have told my parents I was going to university to study theater.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Chemist Guacamole

Q: What do chemists use to make guacamole?
A: Avogadros.

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